SATURDAY THE 40TH

The SaS led by Commander Delta had taken the 40th POW hostage at Gun Point ....

Frightened and stripped naked he was subjected to horrendous torture hell and humiliation.............

He was made to kneel down whilst they screamed obsenitys at him before the most horrendous part came...............

He was led away bewildered scared for his life and at Gunpoint to where things got worse he was led to the Kitchen Sink............

He covered his eyes unable to look at the fate they had in store for him a fate so ghastly he wished he was blind for the sink was far from empty .............

The soldiers mocked him as he trembled still covering his eyes and begging for forgiveness, but forgiveness was not an option for this unfortunate 40th.

Laughing and jeering they told him of their plan to cure him of seeing such horror and unleashed a torture so hiddeous it will make your blood curdle....... they planned to blind him for life by gouging out his eyes with a bayonet .....................

After this disgusting act they shot him in the face............

  We attract some right nutters on here!  Great fun Dan, well done

He was then thrown mercilessly into the sink to seal his fate............................. chaos ensued and he was left in pieces awful bloody pieces ..........

Well at least his flock stayed on in the water

Well done Dan, made me laugh

Some weeks pasted and Peter the polar explorer was very pleased with his catch .....................

 Have you completely lost the plot!!! Wasting ketchup on a 40th!!!! Shame on you!

Very funny though!!!

James its only the Ketchup thats holding the flock on!!!

However he was horrified by his next one ..................................

As the day went on the catches bacame more frequent they found all the body parts from the poor 40th.............

LMFHO!!!!! Have you been on the weed!!!!!

Dan you need to get out more!!  or do they only let you out with supervision!!!

every piece that is but the GOOGLY EYES

APPLAUSE!!!!.......ENCORE!!!!!

You can imagine how distraught we all were when we came back from the park but slowly over the months we got ouselves back together and slowly we forgot the horror from that fateful summers day untill the night of halloween after all the trick or treating and the comings and goings of various ghouls and ghosts we finally all Asended the stairs to bed when as the kiddies walked into their darkened room they let out a soul wrenching earth curdling scream for the had finally found the GOOGLY EYES..............................

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The End

                             HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE